Dear Ms./Mrs. Mosquito,
My son really, really, really enjoys playing outside. I understand that you do as well. However, it appears as if you and he cannot peacefully coexist in the outdoors. You seem to have a nasty habit of biting him and sucking his blood. This is repulsive and, quite frankly, not socially acceptable behavior. So, I beseech you to please go and find another source of nourishment for your eggs other than MY SON'S FACE.
Thank you,
Me
P.S. Enclosed is photographic evidence of your destruction on only half of this precious face. Number 3 is particularly nasty right now. I hope you feel guilty.
Oh, my...those mosquitos certainly have done a number on little Jaden. Ouchie. Darn state bird of ours!
ReplyDeleteOh no! Great letter - that mosquito will get the message I'm sure.
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